Government in Decline, Output In Freefall!

well,, cant say we didnt expect it.
once more, BROWN slips behind Cameron in the polls!
actually, thats not right,,,,
Browns party in LANDSLIDE of a DECLINE!
a few years ago, if tony blair went on walkabout, he was greeted with excitement wherever he went.
now, when the leader of the party goes on walkabout, the reception commitee allways has the same response,,,"OH BOLLOCKS! ITS FUCKIN BROWN AGAIN!".
and its really no suprise.
he is singlehandedly responsible for allmost a million people not getting benefits they are entitled to by law.
millions of people out of work.
millions more about to lose their jobs!
a social services system that has been allowed to carry on regardless for 15 months after "baby p" dies, and they did nothing till 15 months after it happened.
only then did they do something, and christ was it overkill!.
now, with all the retail outlets being allowed to fold up, and all the job losses as a result, the knock on effects are beginning to show up.
those retail outlets had suppliers.
those suppliers are now looking at MASSIVLY reduced order books!
they are having to lay people off.
they are having to issue redundancies.
they are having to sack people on a daily basis just to keep the name of the firm alive.
so many firms are now cutting back their production that they will soon also be folding up!
output from the country's industry as a whole is now in freefall!
the economy is now in freefall!
the labour party is now in freefall!
conservatives are on the rise.
POWER BECKONS!
what does the word downturn mean?
its basically when you turn something down.
so we cant be having one of those!
no!
we are having a RECESSION!
SAY IT BROWN,,,, RECESSION!

does is spell the same way as downturn?

lets see,,,

DOWNTURN
RECESSION

NOPE!

MISTER BROWN!!!!

DO THE RIGHT THING!!!!!

RESIGN NOW!

HAND POWER OVER TO THE CONSERVATIVES.

GET IN YOUR CAR,,,

DRIVE SOUTH,,,,,

GET TO DOVER,,,,

DRIVE OVER THE EDGE AT 100 MILES PER HOUR!

IF YOU SURVIVE,,, AND ITS A BIG IF,,,,

DO NOT COME BACK ON DRY LAND,,,

NOT YET,,,

FIRST,,,,,,

SWIM AROUND THE COUNTRY,,,,

HEAD NORTH IN THE NORTH SEA,,,,

AND RETURN TO DRY LAND ONLY WHEN ,,,,





YOU REACH SCOTLAND!

ONCE YOU GET THERE,,,,,,,,







FUCKING STAY THERE YOU ASSHOLE!



Benny.