talk about being caught in the act!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7994408.stm
Downing Street has apologised for e-mails smearing top Tories.
and we really believe that they mean it,,, dont we???
oh well,,,,,,,
lets keep this one short,,,
let us pray,,,
GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,
I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.
BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.
FROM HENCEFORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,
I AM GLAD I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG
AND BROWN WAS A TREE.
ah fuckin men!
Benny.
Friday, 10 April 2009
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Are They Still Here?
cant help wondering why they are still in office,,,, after all,, the dont deserve to be in office,,, but then again, most of them are too busy in their second homes to be in office all the time!
it beats the hell outa me why they havent been removed yet!
no doubt charlie brown things he has saved the world again,,, or better,, no one knows till it slips out in PMQ's like a bellend in baby oil!
and speaking of bellends,, old smithy is having trouble shaking off the porno bills!
i still say it was her who watched them, not the hubby.
hubby is just a convenient scapegoat!
string her up and set fire to her underwear i say!
and what of the invisible twins?
they are conspicuous by their absence.
i refer to milly and mandy of course.
the two pretenders to blairs crown,,, forget it boys, (sorry mandy) and girl,, you just aint got it!
it would be nice to report that its all quiet in the labour camp, but its not,, it never is!
there is still plenty of in fighting going on, plenty of back stairs squables, plenty to keep the party busy, and thats before they take into account the fact that they are all suposed to be busy making the country better.
me? i am still wandering through life, seeing things, thinking things, doing things, wanting things,, but they have taxed all those so its a no win situation.
this party has to go.
it must not be allowed to return till its been completly overhauled.
a return to blair ideals and policies may help in many ways, but only if the old school MP's are ousted.
if they take all the crapola ministers, and boot them out,, then give the head of charlie brown to the public, still dripping with bllod, with a look of horror on its face, and swear never to go back to the shit that charlie brown led them into, i might once again vote for them.
till them, mr cameron gets my vote.
okay, thats it for now.
you have listened to my ramblings, and if you liked them, come back soon for more.
if you didnt like them,,,
FUCK OF TWAT FACE!
Benny.
it beats the hell outa me why they havent been removed yet!
no doubt charlie brown things he has saved the world again,,, or better,, no one knows till it slips out in PMQ's like a bellend in baby oil!
and speaking of bellends,, old smithy is having trouble shaking off the porno bills!
i still say it was her who watched them, not the hubby.
hubby is just a convenient scapegoat!
string her up and set fire to her underwear i say!
and what of the invisible twins?
they are conspicuous by their absence.
i refer to milly and mandy of course.
the two pretenders to blairs crown,,, forget it boys, (sorry mandy) and girl,, you just aint got it!
it would be nice to report that its all quiet in the labour camp, but its not,, it never is!
there is still plenty of in fighting going on, plenty of back stairs squables, plenty to keep the party busy, and thats before they take into account the fact that they are all suposed to be busy making the country better.
me? i am still wandering through life, seeing things, thinking things, doing things, wanting things,, but they have taxed all those so its a no win situation.
this party has to go.
it must not be allowed to return till its been completly overhauled.
a return to blair ideals and policies may help in many ways, but only if the old school MP's are ousted.
if they take all the crapola ministers, and boot them out,, then give the head of charlie brown to the public, still dripping with bllod, with a look of horror on its face, and swear never to go back to the shit that charlie brown led them into, i might once again vote for them.
till them, mr cameron gets my vote.
okay, thats it for now.
you have listened to my ramblings, and if you liked them, come back soon for more.
if you didnt like them,,,
FUCK OF TWAT FACE!
Benny.
Wednesday, 1 April 2009
Is It Time For CIVIL WAR?
AND NOW, THE CREAMING STARTS!
okay, maybe thats a little over the top,,, but it had to start one way or another.
lets recap,,
it all started when certain members of the labour party wanted tony blair to quit.
worse still, they wanted gordon brown to take the helm.
to this day, its still unclear to the majority of the british public exactly why they wanted tony out, but that was their goal.
however, by allowing gordon to take the helm, they made a fatal mistake.
not just for the labour party, but for the country and its people as a whole.
from the moment gordon took over, the party was on a collision course with defeat.
there was also the fact that it might just turn the voters against the labour party.
it was also a possibility that if the damage caused by gordon was too high, the country would soon rebel.
thing is, they havent taken into account the fact that the people of britain have changed.
we no longer want to be pushed around.
the prices of deisel and petrol were the main catalyst for dissent among the masses.
then the price of ordinalry shopping, the kind that people have to pay for just to eat each day, went through the roof.
gordon did nothing to keep down the price of fuel, and for that reason, all other prices that could be connected to transport rose to new highs.
gordons constant bleatings about being unable to do anything didnt help.
after a while, he stopped answering questions about the issue.
the staples of our needs all rose in price by an average of .30p overnight as a direct result of the increase in fuel price.
in fact, if anything went in a vehicle of any sort, for any distance, it rose in price.
we the general british public are aware that an extra £2 increase in a tank of fuel does not result in a .30p increase in the price of bread.
prices were artificially inflated, and suppliers were sucking the life blood from our wallets and purses just because they could,,, and gordon did NOTHING!
but then he wouldnt.
he stood to gain from the artificial price hikes in increased tax revenue from the extra profit made.
then the .10p tax row blew up in his face.
then the allowances given to mp's blew up in everyones face!
then every time he was asked for a stright answer,regarding the economy and the recession, he just bleated on about the G2o meeting.
quite frankly, we are all fed up to the back teeth with gordon and his avoidance of reality.
sooner or later, the public will have its say, and there will be precious little he will be able to do about it!
civil unrest is liable to be the order of the day.
there was a time when the only people who were able to break into the bank of england were criminals with a mastermind behind them.
but today, we see, live on television, a crowd breaking into the bank of scotland.
they did it in broad daylight, with the press in attendance, cctv on tap, and police present.
i believe that today, the public cleared its throat in preparation to to say something.
the public is about to speak.
but this time, i think they will have plenty to say, and they will say it loud and proud.
their voice could possibly resonate around the world in on great outburst.
picture the scene,,,
massive security operation to keep order on the streets of london surrounding the G20 meeting.
meanwhile, local police stations are targeted by the public with something to say.
police and government buildings up and down the land are under attack.
somewhere, somehow something has to give!
the authorities would be left powerless by the attacks.
the country would be for a short while, LAWLESS!
during that time, many assaults, beatings, revenge attacks, race attacks, looting, roberies, and other such things will take place.
cops will be caught on the hop, world leaders here for the G20 meeting will flee for their lives.
assasinations will take place.
government figures will be ousted from power.
the millitary will occupy the streets.
martial law could be declared.
much death and destruction would follow.
food programs would grind to a halt, ecosystems would also be targeted for destruction.
power stations would be targeted for destruction.
the country would grind to a halt.
people would be dying of starvation due to lack of food movement.
plague and pestelence would return to the streets of london and the rest of the country for the first time since the great plague.
fires would rage, because in situations like these, they allways do, and firefighters would not be able to attend to put out the fires, cos people would use them as targets for all the guns that are stashed around the country.
the endgame would ensue,,,
nato would step in and deploy their forces on our streets.
america would also put forces on british soil.
there would be even more death and destruction because of those forces.
end result,,,,
europe would take over the running of the country,,,
taxes would be higher ( assuming that industry could be restarted ).
a portion of wages would be paid in the form of food credits.
food credits could be exchanged for the most basic kinds of tastless food.
our rights would be taken away.
we would be under non british rule.
but anyway, once it happens, you will remember that i said it here in this blog.
Benny.
okay, maybe thats a little over the top,,, but it had to start one way or another.
lets recap,,
it all started when certain members of the labour party wanted tony blair to quit.
worse still, they wanted gordon brown to take the helm.
to this day, its still unclear to the majority of the british public exactly why they wanted tony out, but that was their goal.
however, by allowing gordon to take the helm, they made a fatal mistake.
not just for the labour party, but for the country and its people as a whole.
from the moment gordon took over, the party was on a collision course with defeat.
there was also the fact that it might just turn the voters against the labour party.
it was also a possibility that if the damage caused by gordon was too high, the country would soon rebel.
thing is, they havent taken into account the fact that the people of britain have changed.
we no longer want to be pushed around.
the prices of deisel and petrol were the main catalyst for dissent among the masses.
then the price of ordinalry shopping, the kind that people have to pay for just to eat each day, went through the roof.
gordon did nothing to keep down the price of fuel, and for that reason, all other prices that could be connected to transport rose to new highs.
gordons constant bleatings about being unable to do anything didnt help.
after a while, he stopped answering questions about the issue.
the staples of our needs all rose in price by an average of .30p overnight as a direct result of the increase in fuel price.
in fact, if anything went in a vehicle of any sort, for any distance, it rose in price.
we the general british public are aware that an extra £2 increase in a tank of fuel does not result in a .30p increase in the price of bread.
prices were artificially inflated, and suppliers were sucking the life blood from our wallets and purses just because they could,,, and gordon did NOTHING!
but then he wouldnt.
he stood to gain from the artificial price hikes in increased tax revenue from the extra profit made.
then the .10p tax row blew up in his face.
then the allowances given to mp's blew up in everyones face!
then every time he was asked for a stright answer,regarding the economy and the recession, he just bleated on about the G2o meeting.
quite frankly, we are all fed up to the back teeth with gordon and his avoidance of reality.
sooner or later, the public will have its say, and there will be precious little he will be able to do about it!
civil unrest is liable to be the order of the day.
there was a time when the only people who were able to break into the bank of england were criminals with a mastermind behind them.
but today, we see, live on television, a crowd breaking into the bank of scotland.
they did it in broad daylight, with the press in attendance, cctv on tap, and police present.
i believe that today, the public cleared its throat in preparation to to say something.
the public is about to speak.
but this time, i think they will have plenty to say, and they will say it loud and proud.
their voice could possibly resonate around the world in on great outburst.
picture the scene,,,
massive security operation to keep order on the streets of london surrounding the G20 meeting.
meanwhile, local police stations are targeted by the public with something to say.
police and government buildings up and down the land are under attack.
somewhere, somehow something has to give!
the authorities would be left powerless by the attacks.
the country would be for a short while, LAWLESS!
during that time, many assaults, beatings, revenge attacks, race attacks, looting, roberies, and other such things will take place.
cops will be caught on the hop, world leaders here for the G20 meeting will flee for their lives.
assasinations will take place.
government figures will be ousted from power.
the millitary will occupy the streets.
martial law could be declared.
much death and destruction would follow.
food programs would grind to a halt, ecosystems would also be targeted for destruction.
power stations would be targeted for destruction.
the country would grind to a halt.
people would be dying of starvation due to lack of food movement.
plague and pestelence would return to the streets of london and the rest of the country for the first time since the great plague.
fires would rage, because in situations like these, they allways do, and firefighters would not be able to attend to put out the fires, cos people would use them as targets for all the guns that are stashed around the country.
the endgame would ensue,,,
nato would step in and deploy their forces on our streets.
america would also put forces on british soil.
there would be even more death and destruction because of those forces.
end result,,,,
europe would take over the running of the country,,,
taxes would be higher ( assuming that industry could be restarted ).
a portion of wages would be paid in the form of food credits.
food credits could be exchanged for the most basic kinds of tastless food.
our rights would be taken away.
we would be under non british rule.
but anyway, once it happens, you will remember that i said it here in this blog.
Benny.
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