Massive "U" Turn?

Well, here i am again, its been a while since i blogged, but the time has once again come where i MUST speak my piece!

Why must we have new words for old things?
Why must we listen to lies all the time?
When is the British public going to sit up, speak out, and get taken seriously?
I said MANY months ago that whatever happens, we will go through a recession.
All the time things have been getting worse, they just kept telling us things will be allright!
Then, they realised that we realised that they were full of shit and we knew what was happening.
What did they do?????
Invented a new word!
The word was "DOWNTURN!"
Downturn my fat hairy arse!
Its a fucking recession!
Its been a recession for over 6 months now!
They sit there, in their comfy chairs, eating their very expensive food, drinking their expensive wines and spirits, smoking their expensive cigarettes, telling us its time to tighten our belts and stop eating, drinking, and smoking, cos we cant afford it!
Of course we cant afford it, but then we never could anyway!
We couldnt afford it because they have taxed it to the hilt and then some!
Now we have the "pre budget report!"
What a pile of steaming smelly shite!
V.A.T cut?
Big fucking deal!
what do we save?
2 and 1 half pennies in the pound.
They may have forgotten that a pound has 100 pennies in it, and the vat cut is the most insignificant cut they could have thought of!
Will the vat cut make me spend more???
lets see now,,, with what i get a week, the total amount i could possibly save is,,, £2.80
Thats not even a small packet of tobacco, so taking that into account,, will i spend more in the shops???
WILL I FUCK!
They want to raise the tax that high earners pay, right up to .45 pence in the pound.
will it work?
not a fucking chance!
why?
Cos all the high earners will either find a way to not pay it, or they will relocate to another country and stop whatever it is that earns them money here,,, sound familiar????
Should do,, its what all the stars did when they were stung for high tax before, they only performed in other countries, that way, anything they earned was theirs and no tax was paid here,,, they were called "Tax Exiles!"
They are doing a "U turn" on nursery places for children under 2 years old too!
There will now NOT be places for them in nurseries free of charge.
Why?
Cos alistair darling wants to scrap the idea to pay for the "V.A.T" cut!
And what of all the waste in the past few months?
I speak of all the jetting around the world that Brown and his entourage have been doing.
He is anxious to look like he knows what he is doing, but all these flights around the world are costing us millions of pounds of taxpayers money.
Whats the alternative?
Thats easy!
Internet!
We, the general public have access to messenger services all over the internet.
Why on earth dont they sort out a secure internet channel and shat to other world leaders that way?
Its a NO FUCKING BRAINER!
It would cost nothing.
It would save millions!
Burt then they wouldnt have a plane to jump on, to look important on, to fix world problems on!
Something must be done about the waste!
It also turns out that the American intelligence services have been bugging blair for years.
What does that actually mean?
It means that British security services are a fucking waste of taxpayers money!
Perhaps we could close them down and pocket the saving?
Brown allways blames America for the worlds current recession,,,, when in reality, it was bound to happen anyway, and when it did, it wasnt just America, it was ALL countries!
We are each to blame for our own mess!
No one country can be blamed for all the other countries fucking up financially.
If we had proper government watching the economy, we could have warded off any real problems.
We have a General Election coming up next year,,, somehow i dont see brown or labour getting back into power, and the knock on effect from whats going on here right now will just convince us more that labour should never again be incharge of this country.
When they took power, there was 50 billion in the kitty.
Now there is MINUS 118 billion in the kitty, and its going to increase further till we get them out!
I have a friend in America, her name is PATTI.
HI PATTI!
I am going to ask her if we can trade Brown for Obama!
Barack Obama is a real breathe of fresh air in politics.
The man has such a good outlook on life and his country that it will be prosperous long before any other country could ever hope to be.
He is open and Honest to and with everyone.
He is such a forward thinker that by the time he is actually sworn in, he will have a plan of action that will be running from the moment he takes office, and he wont let up till its done!
He wont be jetting around the world, he will do it all from home.
He is an excellent role model for ANY prospective leader.
If only "Dubya" would leave early!

Oh well, enough for now, but with the way things are going, i will most probably be back within s few days to add more.

Till then,, i am off to the "pitts at witts end" (google it!) for a well earned rest.

Benny.