Monday, 5 May 2008

LIMO FOR MR JOHNSON!

LIMO FOR MR JOHNSON!

AH!

Music to my ears!

In fact there has been much music to my ears recently!

Where to start?

Labour gets a DRUBBING!

Brown gets a DRUBBING!

We will rebel again if you dont tell us who benefits from the "U" turn Mr Brown!

Scotland runs low on FUEL!

We might not make use of the proposed fuel tax HIKE!

£5 a gallon under labour rule!

Someone somewhere also even dared to utter the words "NO CONFIDENCE!"

We would still win an election for government! (BOLLEX!!!!!!!!)

OUT OF ALL THE COMMENTS I HAVE HEARD SO FAR,,, THIS ONE HAS MY FUNNY BONE WELL AND TRULLY TICKLED!

"HE IS JUST AN INTERIM LEADER!"

I laughed my tits off at that one!!!!!!!

There is no getting away from it, the local elections were a TOTAL washout for BROWN and his WALLIES!

There would seem to be, on the face of ot, nothing he can do about it!

OR!!!!!

IS THERE?

well, yes!

There is a few things he could do to turn around his woes!

1) Not only scrap the fuel duty hike of 2p, but grant a reduction in fuel duty of 10p into the bargain.

2) Stop fucking the teachers around and give them a decent pay rise without trying to claw it bacl with 1% payable here and 2% payable there! Give it to them in one go!

3) Same thing with the police, stop fucking them around and pay them what they are worth!

4) Stop fucking around with tax on Tobacco! from what i hear, it amounts to about 20% of the population who partake in this passtime, simply raise the purchase age to 25 and impose heavy fines on all those who buy tobacco for anyone under that age!

5) Remove the government directive that demands that the number of benefit claimants are reduced regardless of wether they need it or not. by issueing this directive he has put several hundred thousand people into poverty bracketism! Reinstate the benefits for those who can prove they need them. these people would include anyone with a terminal illness, anyone with a degenerative illness, and anyone who is unemployable due to their illness. and lets not be silly about the interpretation of that comment, a headache does not qualify someone for benefits, just like being too fat,,,those ones are just scroungers!

6) Stop stealing tax payers money. they earn their money and its taken off them, stealing it for browns expenses is just fucking wrong! let him pay his own way! i mean, what does he do for instance when he goes to america that he doesent do here? wherever he is, he just seems to suck in his bottom "jaw" and make a twat of himself answering questions about the 10p tax affair!



Those are just some of the things he could do to regain what he has lost.
We all know however that he wont do these things, so my little blog will continue for some time to come.

Final thought,,,,,

No one likes members of paliament,,,,

but,,,,

EVERYONE HATES BROWN!



LETS HEAR IT FOR MR JOHNSON,,,,

HIP HIP.......

HIP HIP.......

HIP HIP.......

FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW

AND SO SAY ALL OF US!

benny

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